Not ready for a full program? You don’t need one to get answers.
Here you’ll find three ways to get clarity without committing to an ongoing container: a strategy call if you need direction on where to start, or a testing intensive if you’re ready to get data and a plan to act on it.
root cause clarity call
A 300+ root cause symptom assessment, not a test. If you’re not sure which lab even makes sense for you — or you just need someone to look at the whole picture and tell you where to start — this is that. We’ll dig into your symptoms, concerns, and what you’ve already tried, and I’ll tell you what’s actually worth investigating (and what’s a waste of money right now).
You get: a 20-minute 1:1 session, a clear recommendation on next steps, and clarity on what’s driving your symptoms at the root instead of another Google spiral.
gi map intensive
Your gut, mapped. This is a full stool analysis looking at pathogens, parasites, dysbiosis, digestive markers, and inflammation — the stuff that’s usually driving the bloating, irregularity, fatigue, and “I’ve tried everything” symptoms that never fully resolve.
You get: the test, a detailed recorded review of your results, a written recap, a custom protocol — and three months of 1:1 support with me while you work it. Protocols aren’t “set it and forget it.” Things come up. We adjust.
IMPORTANT NOTE: The GI MAP is available to US residents only and excludes NY, NJ and RI residents. Do not this test if you reside in one of these 3 states or outside the US. We have a strict refund policy. Thank you for understanding
htma intensive
A snapshot of your minerals and heavy metals, straight from a hair sample. This is where I catch the stuff that doesn’t show up on standard bloodwork — mineral imbalances that quietly wreck energy, thyroid function, stress resilience, and mood.
You get: the test, a detailed recorded review, a written recap, a custom protocol, and two weeks of support after I upload your deliverables — a strong runway to make sure you know how to actually use what I gave you.
IMPORTANT NOTE: The HTMA is available to US residents only. Do not order this test if you reside outside the US. We have a strict refund policy. Thank you for understanding
why you won’t hear “your labs are normal” here
Conventional labs are built to catch disease. They’re not built to catch dysfunction — the stuff that’s making you miserable but hasn’t crossed the line into a diagnosable condition yet. That’s why you can feel like garbage and still get a clean bill of health.
Functional testing uses a different lens. Instead of asking “is this technically within range,” it asks “is this optimal, and if not, why.” A GI MAP can flag dysbiosis, low digestive markers, inflammation and leaky gut — things a standard stool culture would wave through. An HTMA can show mineral patterns tied to fatigue, stress response, or thyroid sluggishness that never show up on a basic metabolic panel.
So if you’ve been told everything’s normal and you still don’t feel like yourself — that’s not you being dramatic, and it’s not you being “too sensitive.” It’s a sign you were looking at the right symptoms with the wrong lens.
faq’s
Functional labs at your fingertips, because access to this testing should be more widely available and having the RIGHT information can be absolutely transformative to your health.
WHO: Anyone looking to jumpstart their functional health journey before investing in a full 1:1 program
WHAT: See above :)
WHERE: These tests you can be completed in the comfort of your home!
HOW: After purchase, the test kit will be mailed directly to your home, and detailed instructions will be uploaded to the client portal. Results take 2-3 weeks from the time the lab receives your sample and you will be notified as soon as they come through. Autumn will upload your results and recap will be uploaded to the client portal within 7 business days of receiving them